I Have No Sense of Rhythym and I Can't Count

I've been playing acoustic slide almost exclusively for a few years now. And I'm ready to move on a bit. Especially having gotten a mandolin recently (thanks, Sandra!). But I know I've already forgotten lots of things I wanted to remember. Tim Otis was kind enough to spend an evening (21 Jan 2007) recording me, and doing a quick initial mix. I spent another couple hours tweaking the equaliziation a little, before quitting. This is the result.

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I can't control what order you listen to these things in, but I'd suggest something like this. Give up when you can't stand it anymore; it's not going to get any better.

Negative Comments

I'd start with these:

Take off your wedding ring before playing acoustic slide.
When the dog is barking endlessly, it probably wants to go inside.
You're not black, you weren't alive 80 years ago, so shut the fuck up.
You're not Stevie Ray Vaughan, Doyle Bramhall, Gibby Haynes, Keith Richards, Mick Jagger, Johnny Cash, Rory Gallagher, Erika Wennerstrom, Pete Townshend, Robert Johnson, Robert Plant, Jimmy Page, or Freddy King. So shut the fuck up.
If you were sober, you should've drunk something first. If you had drunk something, you should've done it sober.